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Feminine Discourse

So, I’m currently reading a book laced with feminist articles, and it’s highly amusing. The author, it appears, is attempting to justify the nonsensical nature of feminist rhetoric — and, by extension, the argumentative style of “hysterical women” (the author genuinely uses that term) — by claiming that logic and reason are the domain of “Masculine Discourse”, and that any woman who wishes to oppose the patriarchy must shed herself of these oppressive boundaries and go beyond logic and reason, into the emotional, “more meaningful” realm of “Feminine Discourse”. As evidence of this, she points out that the stereotype that women don’t talk plain is patriarchal oppression, because forcing women to utilise reason instead of “woman’s intuition” means forcing them to conform to the masculine way of thinking — logic, she argues, is a patriarchal construct and is therefore not necessary. This, apparently, makes it perfectly acceptable for an angry feminist to engage in an argument “in which she sets off in all directions, leaving ‘him’ unable to discern the coherence of any meaning.” Of course, this is all the man’s fault for adhering so adamantly to that damn patriarchal tool he calls “reason”, instead of adopting feminist emotional responses as his primary cognitive function. Damn him and his “logic”. Well, that explains everything, doesn’t it?

  1. vegetarianlyfe reblogged this from captainjackjohnson
  2. beautyindecay answered: Legit? Really? No, REALLY?
  3. warboss-dakka-gaijan answered: feminists are opposed to logic? who would have thought….
  4. allacharade answered: I can has source? It would really help me in making this argument in the future.
  5. fckthehighroad reblogged this from akejay and added:
    So, I really want to know what OP was reading, because I’ve made the argument about some parts of feminism (including...
  6. menospeekyenglish reblogged this from fucknoliberals and added:
    The words of a Feminazi…
  7. letthetruthlaugh reblogged this from fucknoliberals
  8. thesinkingbelle answered: fuck me
  9. fucknoliberals reblogged this from captainjackjohnson
  10. kynelly answered: That offends every fibre of my being. As a woman who lives by the tenants of logic and reason, I find this to be a personal affront.
  11. pleasedwithadaydream reblogged this from convertedinvader and added:
    well fuck. everything on tumblr makes sense now.
  12. delitahyral reblogged this from konekosilvertail and added:
    my life where I’d write
  13. konekosilvertail reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    omg can I use this argument next time someone claims I’m saying something illogical. ‘I’m not being crazy, I’m just...
  14. weare-legion reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    actually tried to argue with me with...for men, fear my emotional thrashing.”
  15. applebeansokay answered: um
  16. totallynotagentphilcoulson reblogged this from catbountry
  17. akejay reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    Hey guys not all feminists are crazy like this :( don’t assume things.
  18. pros-consofbreathing reblogged this from bemme
  19. chronicroutine reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    Oh look, another “Get...Jail Free” card. This...just as...
  20. xtremecaffeine reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    The flip-side, though, is the tone argument - the idea that if you can’t sit down and calmly dispassionately explain...
  21. catbountry reblogged this from lorycannotsupinate and added:
    Who is this woman? I wanna drop a bomb of pure logic on her. And I’m a girl.
  22. thealecdelgado answered: (屮゚Д゚)屮
  23. ca2mgfe5si8o22oh2 reblogged this from antesdachuva and added:
    yeah, I’ve heard that before. there...certain research that suggests girls develop...
  24. permutationofninjasarchive reblogged this from gillionaire and added:
    The worst thing is that I’ve actually seen people try to argue this in person.
  25. gillionaire reblogged this from sirbromanguyboy